(upbeat rock music) (audience applauds) - Good evening, welcome to "Would I Lie To You?

", the show where dishonesty is sometimes the best policy.

On Lee Mack's team tonight, a comedian and "Taskmaster" star who once wrote a panto.

But don't worry, it's behind him now.

It's Alex Horne!

(audience laughs and applauds) - Like that.

Pretty good.

- And a comedian who went to a boarding school in the Himalayas, which taught her a valuable life lesson: Once you've left school, it's all downhill.

It's Sindhu Vee!

(audience laughs) (audience applauds) And on David Mitchell's team tonight, he's the host of "The Masked Singer", where an octopus and a hedgehog were forced to battle it out without so much as a peep from the RSPCA.

It's Joel Dommett!

(audience laughs) (audience applauds) - I'll clap myself.

- And a TV presenter who once hosted "Big Brother's Bit on the Side", controlling, obsessive, and constantly watching your every move, David Mitchell is sitting next to her, it's AJ Odudu!

(audience laughs) (audience applauds) And so we begin with round one, Home Truths, where our panelists read out a statement from the card in front of them.

To make things harder, they've never seen the card before, they've no idea what they'll be faced with.

It's up to the opposing team to sort the fact from the fiction, and Sindhu is first up tonight.

- If I don't want my husband to know I've been shopping, I hide what I've bought in the washing machine, as there's no chance he'll ever look in there.

(audience laughs) - [ROB] David's team.

- What sort of thing would you hide?

- Shopping.

(audience laughs) - Okay, that's as specific as you need to be.

- Oh, no, no- - I think we're ready to make a guess.

- Yeah, let's go.

(audience laughs) - Clothes, clothes.

- Clothes?

- Clothes.

Stuff that looks okay in the washing machine.

- I was imagining it might be like, crisps and biscuits.

That sort of thing.

- But why would I hide that?

- What kind of person hides food from their partner?

- David, what sort of person does that?

- Victoria might found out I bought the Maltesers.

(audience laughs) Better put them in the washing machine.

(audience laughs) - Just put this Toblerone behind the television.

(audience laughs) - Well, firstly, I hate Toblerone.

- I thought you said Toblerone and not my wife.

(all laugh) - And secondly, the whole idea of hiding shopping around the house did not come from me.

It came either from Sindhu or from a card that she has been forced to read out under a contract.

(audience laughs) And that's what we're trying to find out.

I don't hide food.

(all laugh) - Never before has a man sound so much like he hides food.

- I don't hide food!

I do not hide food!

- I've never hidden food.

- How loudly do I have to say that I don't hide food to make you believe that I don't hide food?

(audience laughs) I've got things under control and I'm not weird about them.

(audience laughs) - Wow.

- And how much do you go shopping on average per week, would you say?

- Oh, depends on the year, depends- - On the year?

(audience laughs) 1987 was a bad year.

I was out every day.

(audience laughs) - Every time I had a kid, that year I would just shop like crazy because I wanted to, A, be away from the kid.

(audience chuckles) And, B, you know, things happen in your mind.

You think if I maybe have this dress or that pair of jeans, I'll not feel like I'm humongous, which you are after you've had a baby.

You know what I mean?

- Can I just check?

Have you seen the show before?

- Yes.

- It is not "The Jeremy Kyle Show".

- No, I know.

(audience laughs) - So when was the last time you put your shopping in the washing machine?

- So I would say August, 2019 would probably have been the last time, 'cause- - And do you remember what you hid in the washing machine then?

- Yes, I do.

- One of the kids.

(audience laughs) - You don't have to tell them, but just, do you remember when?

Just say yeah.

- Oh yes, I remember.

- Yeah.

- But what was it?

- Oh, now you have to tell them.

(audience laughs) - It was an Isabel Marant dress, which was really outrageously priced.

- What did your husband do when he finds out that you've been shopping?

Why do you need to hide it in the first place?

- Because, you know, there are times when you don't need to go out and spend that much money on a dress.

As an adult, you should know that.

- What sort of a man is your husband?

'Cause I'm picturing an ogre.

- No, no, but I mean this was a bit excessive really.

- But how would he express his displeasure?

- Rob, keep it light.

(all laugh) - What are you thinking?

AJ, first of all, what do you think?

- I think it's a fantastic hiding space.

Therefore, I think she's telling the truth.

- [ROB] All right.

- I live by meself and I still hide clothes from meself.

- You hide clothes from yourself?

- [AJ] Yeah.

- How do you hide them from you?

'Cause I mean, in a sense, I hide clothes from myself in that I put them in a wardrobe.

(audience laughs) - Because of the guilt of spending so much money on them, you mean?

- Yeah, 'cause it is like, oh my gosh!

Like, you can't justify that expenditure- - Thank you.

- To anybody, not even to yourself.

- All right.

- I'm like that with heroin.

(all laugh) - Alright, it's time to take a guess.

David, what are you gonna say?

- Maybe she's lying actually, because actually- - It's definitely a possibility.

- You just put it in your wardrobe, wouldn't you?

- I think you just put it in the place.

- You just put it in your wardrobe.

He wouldn't be looking in the wardrobe.

- I think it's a lie.

- [DAVID] You think it's a lie?

- Lie, lie.

- Lie.

- Lie!

- It's a lie, I definitely think it's a lie.

- Yeah.

- They're saying it's a lie.

Sindhu, truth or lie?

- It's a lie.

(bell dings) - Yeah!

(audience applauds) (AJ laughs excitedly) Oh my god!

- It's a lie, Sindhu doesn't hide her shopping in the washing machine.

(mouths silently) (audience chuckles) Okay, AJ, you're next.

- Okay.

I once had to interview Lady Gaga using an American accent because her manager told me there was no way she'd be able to understand my Northern voice.

- Can you repeat that?

I didn't understand a word of it.

(audience laughs) So your accent, you are from?

- Blackburn, Lancashire, an exotic place.

- I grew up in Blackburn.

- Did you now?

- Hey, maybe we were in the same year at school.

- Unlikely.

(audience laughs) What school did you go out to?

- I went to a school that was confusingly called Everton High School.

- Knocked down.

Is it's been abolished though, aren't it?

- It's been demolished.

- Demolished.

(audience laughs) - Couldn't have been abolished, it's been demolished, and as is my dad's house and as is the house we lived in before that.

- Oh my word.

- Because it's every comedian's dreams have a blue plaque outside a house, but they're just wiping all history of me.

- Oh my god.

The hospital that I was born in has been knocked down as well, and now it's a block of flats across from what used to be where we used to go shopping.

Kwik Save, that's been knocked down too.

- My mom used to work at Kwik Save.

- No way.

- I hope she got out before they knocked it down.

(audience laughs) I haven't seen her for a while.

- They've even knocked down the brewery.

- Have they?

- Oh my gosh.

- Okay, I'm gonna step in at this point- - Oh my god.

- And just see if we can open the show out to people who didn't grow up in Blackburn.

So you were interviewing Lady Gaga.

- Lady Gaga.

- Why?

Why were you, shut up.

Why were you interviewing Lady?

- I was presenting a music TV show.

- Of course.

- And yeah, she was promoting one of her brand new singles.

- I wanna confirm you've met Lady Gaga?

- Yeah, 100%.

- Is she very little?

- She's not very little.

- [Alex] How little?

- I'd say she's about five foot six.

- Pretty tall.

Pretty tall, I must say.

(audience laughs) Statuesque to her.

(audience laughs) (AJ laughs) - How far did you get into the interview before Lady Gaga said, "I haven't understood a single word this lady has said to me"?

- I was chatting away, asking her loads of questions, really liked her outfit.

- Just want a figure, just a number, just a number.

(audience laughs) Just minutes.

- I'd say, I dunno, like, two minutes?

- Was that two minutes mainly you talking about what in Blackburn had been demolished?

- [AJ] Yeah, yeah.

- And when you did the American, did she do Blackburn from then onwards?

(audience laughs) - (in exaggerated accent) Lady Gaga.

(audience laughs) - All right.

What are you thinking?

- Well, I think it's true because- - Why?

- Well, because it's very plausible that AJ has interviewed Lady Gaga, and it's also plausible that Lady Gaga just doesn't understand more than one kind of accent.

- Well, here's the thing, can you understand what she's saying?

- Yes, because I'm bright.

- [LEE] Right.

(AJ laughs) (audience laughs) - Lady Gaga, your songs are great, your outfits are tremendous, but not so good with the English.

So- (audience laughs) - Are you struggling to understand her Lancashire accent?

- No, this is where I'm worried that it might not be true, 'cause I think every word- - [LEE] Pretty clear, isn't it?

- It is pretty clear.

- And the other thing about Americans is I find as someone from the North myself, that they think we're all posh.

They just think everyone with an English accent is posh, so we all sound the same to them.

- Mate, they do not think you're posh.

Let me tell you that right now.

(audience laughs) (audience applauds) - What are you gonna say on behalf of your team?

- Right, well, I don't know.

- I'm saying true.

- True.

- Okay, we're gonna go true, but I can't understand why Lady Gaga can't understand her accent.

- All right, but you're saying true.

Okay, AJ, were you telling us the truth or were you telling us a lie?

- I was telling you a lie!

(bell dings) (audience applauds) - It's my fault.

- Wow.

It's a lie, AJ didn't interview Lady Gaga in an American accent.

Our next round is called, This is My... where we bring on a mystery guest who has a close connection to one of our panelists.

This week each of David's team will claim it's them that has the genuine connection to the guest.

It's up to Lee's team to spot who's telling the truth.

So please welcome this week's special guest, Zaid!

(upbeat rock music) (audience applauds) I must play Super Mario again.

(audience laughs) So Joel, what is Zaid to you?

- Oh, this is Zaid, he came to my wedding, and when he started dancing, my mum started crying.

- Joel's wedding wrecker.

AJ, how do you know Zaid?

- So this is Zaid and I had to cut short of our only date because he insisted on riding a penny-farthing.

- AJ's disappointing date, and finally, David, what is your relationship with Zaid?

- This is Zaid.

After being splashed by a transit van, I wore his trousers to a book signing.

(audience laughs) - Lee's team, where to begin?

- Joel, when was your wedding?

- It was in Mykonos.

- Did I say when or where?

- When, when.

- [LEE] When was your wedding?

- Mykonos.

(audience laughs) When was it?

Last September.

- Last September.

What was it about his dance that made your mum cry?

- Well, I say dancing, it was moshing.

- Was he the only one moshing?

- Well, he wasn't.

Other people joined in with the moshing and my mum thought they were fighting and- - Oh, I see.

What was the music that was playing?

- It was Papa Roach, "Last Resort".

- We have a sound team on this show that are pretty adequate.

I think, even as we've been speaking, they've probably been searching, what was it called?

- Papa Roach, "Last Resort".

- Hit it.

♪ Cut my life into pieces ♪ - Oh, it actually worked!

♪ This is my last resort ♪ ♪ Suffocation ♪ ♪ No breathing ♪ - Okay, whoa, whoa, okay, stop that.

Why on earth were you playing that at a wedding?

- In Mykonos?

- Yeah.

- Especially given is was the first dance.

(audience laughs) - Not very romantic, is it?

This is my last resort.

(audience laughs) (Joel laughs) - So we had our first dance, which was to a much more romantic song, and basically we had a party playlist sorted to start immediately after the first dance.

And we should have in hindsight put it in some sort of order, but we actually just put it on shuffle.

- Why didn't you pay for a DJ?

- I'll be honest, I don't really understand the difference between a DJ and just, you know, and Spotify.

- Well, a DJ will feel the room.

When you are DJing, David, you've told me, it's about a vibe, isn't it?

- Yes.

- And you told me you've sense the room.

- My primary thought is fire safety.

(audience laughs) - So when your mum saw him moshing- - Yeah.

- Did she cry because of him or the general chaos?

- I think my mum was crying with the general chaos, really, because everyone just started moshing away.

Then my mom was like, "Oh my god, it's a fight!"

And my dad was like, "Oh my god, it's a fight!"

(audience laughs) - Have we found out yet how he knows Zaid?

- He goes to the gym that I used to go to.

- And that's why you invited him to your wedding?

- Yeah.

- Did you invite all your gym people to your wedding?

- Yeah, two gym people.

There was only 29 people at the wedding, so I just did.

- And two of them were randos from the gym?

- Yeah.

(audience laughs) - It's quite a bold move, isn't it, to go up to a strapping, muscly man and then going, "Hiya.

You ever been to Mykonos?"

(audience laughs) - Now, who would you like to quiz next?

- AJ.

- Right, now, remind us, AJ, of the connection.

- I had to cut short our date because he insisted on riding a penny-farthing.

- Did you meet him or did he come pick you up for the date?

- No, we met.

- And he was there on this bike.

You were like, "Hey Zaid, how are you?"

- No, well basically, we met in the bar.

I arrived before him, which was already annoying 'cause I'm meant to arrive late, not you.

- Yeah, come on, Zaid.

(audience laughs) - Did you ask him why he was late?

- No.

- And he said, "Well, have a look at me bike (indistinct)" (audience laughs) - I just didn't know anything about the penny-farthing at all.

We was having a lovely time on the date and so he was like, "Right, should we move on to the next place?"

We were like, whilst we were talking, he did say that he had a penny-farthing and I just thought he were joking.

But then I get outside and he's unchaining it and I was like, "Oh, you wasn't joking."

- So why did you cut the date short though?

- I did actually go on to the next place.

However, at the next venue, didn't find a pole to chain his penny-farthing to.

So whilst we sat at the bar, he keeps looking out the window.

(all laugh) Looking out for his penny-farthing.

- I mean, it's one thing looking at other women on a date, but looking at a rusty old bike, that's too much, isn't it?

- I'm not being funny, but it actually was.

(audience laughs) - Can I ask, AJ, is the big wheel at the front or the back?

- I think it's at the front, I don't know.

- [LEE] How did he get on it?

- Him?

(audience laughs) How did he get on the bike?

- I didn't get on the bike.

- I know you didn't.

- Trust me, I did not get on that bike.

- Yeah, no, you've had enough thinking time.

How did he get on the bike?

(audience laughs) - He just like, got on it.

- Oh right, you've explained it now, thank you.

(audience laughs) In the pub, your only objection was that he was looking out for his, I presume it's an antique bike.

- Listen, I don't know where we got the bike from, whether we got it from Halfords or the "Antiques Roadshow".

All I know- - One of the two.

- He sounded to me like someone who's a quite hard work on a date, if you don't mind me saying.

(audience laughs) I understand now why he brought along his plastic screen so he didn't have to listen to you.

(audience laughs) - How did you cut it short?

What did you say?

- Basically- - [LEE] On your bike.

(audience laughs) (audience applauds) - All right.

David, remind us of how it is that you know Zaid.

- He let me wear his trousers after I'd been splashed by a transit van and I had to go to a book signing.

- Where were you?

- On my way to Foyles bookshop in London.

- And where was Zaid?

- He worked at the bookshop.

- Was Zaid a humble assistant?

Was he head of Foyles?

What was he?

- I'd be surprised if he was the chief executive of the company, but he worked in the bookshop.

- So you get into the shop.

Now, are these sort of khaki slacks, in which case the stainage, if we can call it that, in your front trouser area, is all the more alarming and does hint at perhaps problems of a urological type?

- He's asking did it look like you'd wet yourself?

(audience laughs) - It certainly might have done, although to be honest, my trousers were so wet, people would've admired me if they thought I could generate that amount of urine.

(Sindhu laughs) (audience laughs) - Did he offer his trousers or was he forced by someone higher up the chain to strip off and give them to TV's David Mitchell?

- He offered them.

I came into the shop sort of in a squelch-squelch sort of walking and this signing was starting in a few minutes.

And I was embarrassed by my appearance, if you can imagine such a thing.

- And were the three fans staring at you in the, or were they looking the other way at this point?

- There was quite a considerable queue of, you know- - For the toilet, so you couldn't use that.

(audience laughs) - And Zaid was there representing the bookshop, so, you're here for the signing of your book.

And "It's a brilliant book," he said.

(audience laughs) - So he says to you, "Why don't you use my trousers?"

- He had some spare trousers with him.

- [LEE] Oh, he had spare ones?

- Yeah.

- I mean, how funny is your book?

(David chuckles) (audience laughs) - But why did he have spare trousers?

- Because he was going to the gym where, you know, you meet people at the gym, don't you?

(audience laughs) And he was, they were like sport, jogging bottoms.

- So you did the book signing in jogging bottoms?

- I did it in jogging bottoms.

- Would it have not been more appropriate for him to wear the jogging bottoms and you to wear his trousers?

- I felt that to suggest that would be a bit personal, and I didn't particularly, I thought why not a pair of trousers that neither of us have worn that day?

(audience laughs) - Yeah, but it's an odd look, isn't it?

Because I can imagine you turning up for a book signing, and you've got your little checkered shirt on, your dickie bow, your little fez, and then you've got your tracksuit bottoms.

It's all tucked in sort of like that.

(audience laughs) Hello, you want me to sign that?

(audience laughs) - Obviously at a book signing, you're sitting at a table.

Your legs aren't that visible.

- Where in the shop did you go to change?

Which section?

- Please don't say the children's section.

(audience laughs) (Alex laughs) - In the back room, in the stock room area.

- Right, and then at the end, after you'd signed your three books, you said, "Thanks for coming, Mum, thanks for coming, Dad" and then- (audience laughs) He liked that one and he is not allowed to laugh.

(David laughs) (audience laughs) Did you then give him his trousers back or did he say, "Oh, just take them, you can have them"?

- I gave him his trousers back.

- What month were you going to Foyles?

- November.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh, that does check out.

- Well done, David.

It could have rained in November.

- Fortunately I didn't pick one of those months where it never rains in Britain.

(audience laughs) - Okay, Lee's team, is Zaid Joel's wedding wrecker, AJ's disappointing date or David's legwear lender?

- They're all implausible, aren't they?

- Well, Joel's is implausible.

- You don't think Joel?

- The whole, "I invited two random guys from my gym."

These two, I buy the dating thing big time.

- Do you?

- But I think it's a personal bias, yeah.

- I think I buy the date as well.

- Yeah, I mean if I was on a date and some guy was looking at his vehicle and not me, he's out.

And then if the vehicle was a penny-farthing.

I'd be like, "God, what a lunatic I picked up on the internet."

(audience laughs) - They just seem different types.

I mean, it just doesn't ring true.

- You don't know my type.

- I do, I've tried ringing you many times and you never pick up.

(audience laughs) (AJ laughs) - So Alex, if you had to plump for one of these- - Which I do.

- Who would it be?

- It would be AJ, because I don't think people do get splashed by transit vans and puddles in real life.

(audience laughs) - You think it's AJ, you think it's AJ, it's AJ.

- Okay, Zaid, would you please reveal your true identity?

- I'm Zaid and my dancing made Joel's mum cry.

- Oh no!

- Yes!

(audience applauds) Yes, yes.

- Zaid is Joel's wedding wrecker.

Thank you very much, Zaid.

- [AJ] Yes, Zaid.

(all applaud) - Which brings us to our final round, Quick-fire Lies, and we start with- (buzzer dings) It's Alex.

- Five years ago, I spent a whole week building an elaborate contraption just so my wife can let me know when lunch is ready.

(audience chuckles) - David's team.

- What is this contraption?

- A telephone.

(audience laughs) - It's a contraption that goes from the house to the bottom of the garden where I spend most of the morning.

- But why?

- Why?

(audience laughs) - Because I've got a little shed down there where I write.

- Describe this contraption to us.

- Okay, well, it's long.

(audience chuckles) I've got a very long garden and it's on a slight incline.

It's made out of tubes and my wife operates one end.

I receive- (audience laughs) (Rob laughs) - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- I receive something that comes out the other end of the tube.

So it's a very long tube and she puts a little ball in one end.

(audience chuckles) And the ball plops out the other end.

And that's when lunch is ready.

(audience laughs) - You sound like somebody who is teaching sex education but hasn't got a clue yourself.

Well, there's a ball on one end and ball comes out the other end and that's when lunch is ready.

(all laugh) - What makes it elaborate?

Is it the length of it?

- Yes.

- How long is it?

- Long, 60 meters.

- Sixty meter-long garden?

- I mean, you're doing well, but not that well.

- Someone's doing all right.

- How wide is your garden?

Is it one meter?

- (laughs) That would be great, wouldn't it?

- [ALEX] And eight meters wide.

- Why doesn't she just phone you or text you or WhatsApp you?

(sighs) - Because, Rob, there's no phone reception at the bottom of the garden.

- You said your garden's on an incline.

So if she's putting a ball in one end, how's that traveling up?

- Well, it's an incline- - Well, the incline- - from my end.

- Is at the house, and the bottom part is, it is quite simple, isn't it?

- That's a decline.

- Decline is what you would do if David was to suggest something a bit fruity.

That is a decline.

(audience laughs) What happens when it reaches the shed?

- It plops.

- Oh yes, yes.

- Into the lid of a metal bin.

- Okay.

- Oh.

- So once it's installed, that's it, you can forget about it?

- I should take the pipes off the ground.

- Oh, all right.

- How are they just suspended off the ground?

- In a hedge.

- The pipe's very important as well, 'cause we had a similar system at my house where we didn't use the pipe.

My wife was at the bottom in the shed, working, and I used to just roll the golf ball down and there'd been a heavy snowfall, and it gathered momentum and it pushed it off.

It was awful, the whole thing was flattened and that's sadly how my wife died.

So it's very important to keep it in case.

(all laugh) - Alright, well look, what are you thinking?

It does sound to me a little fantastical.

- It's peak boredom, isn't it?

And some people get bored.

- I think the show's going fine.

(all laugh) - I think it's true.

- I think it's true as well.

- I'm gonna say it's true.

- Okay, so Alex, truth or lie?

- Sixty meters.

True.

(bell dings) - Oh.

- Yay!

(audience applauds) (applause drowns out AJ speaking) - It's true, Alex has built a contraption just so his wife can tell him when lunch is ready, and we've got a clip of it.

- Yes!

- Oh my god.

(whimsical music) - [AJ] Wow!

- Wow.

- I love it!

(audience applauds) I love it!

That is so great.

- It was just like you described it.

(audience applauds) Next.

(buzzer dings) It's Lee.

- Last year I bought a suit of armor from an antique shop, then had to wear it home on the train because it was easier than carrying it.

(David laughs) (audience laughs) - [ROB] David's team.

- Okay.

(Joel laughs) Where was the antiques shop?

- It was in a street near Leicester Square.

There's a little side passage full of antique shops and the like.

- Were you planning to buy a suit of armor that day?

- Absolutely not.

I mean, who does?

- Why did you buy it?

- Well, there was people firing arrows out that were on fire.

What are you supposed to do?

(audience laughs) (Rob laughs) We've all done it, we've all been to London.

- Were you planning- - Watch a show, have a kebab, then it starts, doesn't it?

(mock yells in fright) - Were you planning to buy an antique that day?

- No, I was not planning to buy anything, but I've always fancied a suit of armor.

- What sort of suit of armor was it?

From what era?

From what?

- Oh, it was a proper original one from the 1950s.

(audience laughs) - Was it a sort of theatrical prop perhaps?

- That's exactly what it was.

It was from a show- - Yes.

- In the West End.

- In the West End?

What was it called?

- It might have been a room for two knights and- (audience laughs) And this was just one of the costumes, I don't know where the other one went.

(audience laughs) It was on display, I went in, I looked at it and I said, "Is this for sale?"

He said, "No, but if you make me an offer, I might consider it."

I made him the offer, he considered it.

And then he said, "Now, let's get back to buying the costume."

(audience laughs) (Rob laughs) And then I got excited with my purchase, so I said, "I'll take it now."

He said, "It's heavy."

I said, "I think I can manage."

And he joked and he says, "You could always wear it home."

And I thought, hang on, that's not only a purchase, that's a story for "Would I Lie To You?"

(all laugh) So I said, "Do you mind if I get changed and I'll go home in it?"

He said, "All right then" and that's what happened.

I got changed and I went like that.

(audience laughs) - How long is your entire journey door to door from the shop- - Yeah.

- To your home?

- Well, usually in normal clothes it's about, I'd say it's about an hour.

- Yeah.

- This took three and a half days.

(audience laughs) (AJ laughs) - What do you think?

Is he telling the truth?

- I think it's a lie.

I would love it to be true, but it's a lie.

- You can't get on the underground with a lot of shopping bags.

- So AJ thinks it's a lie, Joel thinks it's a lie.

I think, David, you're thinking it might be true.

- It's a lie.

- Oh god, no, no.

No, I think it's a lie.

- Lee, truth or lie?

- It is in fact a lie.

(bell dings) - Yay.

(audience applauds) - Yes, it's a lie.

Lee didn't wear a suit of armor on the train home.

(buzzer blares) That noise signals time is up, it's the end of the show, and I can reveal that David's team have won by five points to nil.

(audience applauds) - Well done, well done.

- Thanks for watching, we'll see you next time.

Good night.

(audience applauds) (upbeat rock music) (music and applause fade)